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How to flirt with a Japanese gyaru

Six lines that work, and one for when they don't.

Gyaru speech runs on worn-down words. 鬼 stops meaning demon and starts meaning very. ワンチャン is English “one chance” filed down to “maybe”. というか collapses into てか.

None of it is in a textbook. All of it is how people actually talk.

Vocab

鬼可愛いんだけど!インスタ交換しません?

oni kawaii-n dakedo! insta koukan shimasen?

You're insanely cute. Swap Instagram?

slang

鬼 means demon. Here it only means very.

爪可愛すぎ!インスタ交換しません?

tsume kawai-sugi! insta koukan shimasen?

Your nails are too cute. Swap Instagram?

casual

Nails are never small talk. They are the whole conversation.

ワンチャン、LINE交換しない?

wanchan, LINE koukan shinai?

Any chance we could swap LINE?

slang

ワンチャン is English "one chance", worn down into "maybe".

てか、モデルさん?

teka, moderu-san?

Wait, are you a model?

casual

てか is a collapsed というか. The move works in every language.

今日めっちゃ盛れてるね!

kyou meccha moreteru ne!

You look unreal today.

casual

盛れてる is looking your absolute best. High praise.

「あーね」って言って去る

"aa-ne" tte itte saru

Say "ah-ne" and walk away.

slang

あーね is a flat "ah, I see". It is the wrong thing to say when you have just been turned down, which is the point.

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